the one where i display my fashion sciolism
There are many, many fashion trends that I fail to understand. Here are a few of my current ones:
- Jelly purses. (Example.) Yes, that means plastic. No way am I shelling out money for a plastic bag. I get those for free whenever I go to Kroger or Target.
- “Cuff” watches. (Example.) Timepiece? Manacle? You decide.
- Paying thousands of dollars for the ugliest bag ever. (Example.) Crazy.
In other news, I bought a keyfob from the Coach factory store yesterday. It has three little blue snowflakes on it. I know it’s last season, but it was too Maura not to get. While I was there, the salesperson told me my “little purse is really cute.” I thought that had to be the funniest store ever to be told that in.
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