I’m watching Jay Leno because Letterman is a repeat. I’m wondering why Jessica Simpson’s line of body care products are only available at Sephora. Damnit, I don’t have a Sephora. I had jelly beans for dinner. I want a box of Crayola crayons. I think the previews for next week’s “fresh” Gilmore Girls are a [...]
My bedroom in my apartment is pretty generous. It’s 14’ by 13.5’. Anyway, when I first moved in, I thought, I have to fill this room! Thus, I put my bed diagonally out into the room from the far corner. After a couple of months, I felt like I was swimming in the middle of [...]
Okay, wow. Here’s a really cool thing about this weekend. On Friday night, I watched The Bride (aka Uma Thurman) KILL BILL (aka David Carradine). Then, tonight, on Alias, I watched Sark (aka Sarkishot) KILL BILL (aka David Carradine)! It was all worlds-colliding and whatnot! It was great! Thank you, JJ Abrams, for such a [...]
I’m watching My So-Called Life right now. I adored this show. Remember how everything Angela said was completely dead on and exactly how you felt? Remember how Jordan Catalano was the cutest guy ever? Yeah. I know. Me, too. I just wish the DVDs weren’t so expensive. I saw Kill Bill: Vol. 2 last night. [...]
I forgot to mention this, but like two weeks ago I uploaded all of my pictures from the PHP|Cruise and Disneyworld. You can check them out over there in the photos section. I have one word for you regarding The Apprentice: anticlimactic. Additionally, I have one word for you regarding my anticipation of Kill Bill: [...]
To: Clothing Retailers Re: Only carrying cropped pants Am I the only woman in America who wants pants that go all the way down to my feet? ARGH!!! Dear Yoga, You cause me much pain, and I hate you. Same time tomorrow? Dear Modest Mouse, The packaging on your new CD makes me hot. I [...]
I was waiting in line at Kroger tonight and I noticed the guy in front of me was buying a pregnancy test. Internally, I giggled. I can’t help it. Actually, I first thought about how irresponsible he and his girlfriend were to have sex without, like, five methods of birth control. Then I giggled. I [...]
I’m anal, and I admit it. Here are some examples of my anal-ness: Prior to very recently, I only put full albums on my iPod, because I didn’t like the way that a lot of single songs looked in my iTunes library. I don’t like the use of ampersands. Besides that I think of it [...]
Last night Allen and I saw Jersey Girl. I was very pleased. It was very sweet but still had a lot of Kevin Smith in it. In fact, I love Kevin Smith even more for using Ben Fold’s “Wandering.” And Ben Affleck didn’t annoy me too much. In other news, I bought three new tires [...]
Wow. Being at home for the weekend is rough. Really rough. The food is free, and the laundry is free. I have nifty flannel sheets with leaves on them. There’s a big tv in my “room.” I’ve got my laptop and wireless internet access, so I’m checking my sites and getting my emails (including circuitous [...]
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