Monthly Archives: June 2004

If you were building your own CMS (content management system) for blogs, what features would you want?

Two name-related things I may kill you for doing: Get married and hyphenate your new husband’s name with your own. Your name or his. Pick one. Give your kid a normal name with a “unique” spelling. Now, I am not … Continue reading →

I saw White Chicks and Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend. I will let you decide which one I liked better. Ready? Go.

The before… …and the after. It is kind of subtle. It was initially more shocking, but I shampooed the shockingness right out.

I am convinced when you become famous, your IQ drops 50 points. In Britney Spears’s case, this is surely an understatement. Britney Spears is engaged to dancer Kevin Federline. I am really happy for them. I am conviced this is … Continue reading →

This is how my paycheck came today: You probably cannot read it, but also in this picture is my post-it note from Meredith that reads, “Hi Maura! I miss you!”

Have I told you my latest project? I am listening to all of the dormant music on my iPod. Since I almost only put full albums on my iPod, you can imagine there is a lot of unused (unlistened) music. … Continue reading →

I watched Good Will Hunting tonight on a random basic cable station, and of course it was edited. I have actually seen it several times edited, because I love that movie and cannot help but watch it when it is … Continue reading →

I have an eating disorder, too. And I am definitely the more competitive of the twins. I did not marry the guy I met on my reality TV show, either. Sucks. I am pregnant by my rockstar husband. The baby … Continue reading →

So I have Gmail account. When Winn asked me how I got one, and I said, “I’m cool,” he did not seem to believe me. Okay, it came from Nick. Thanks, Nick. I have decided to pass on three Gmail … Continue reading →