search queries 2

Continuing yesterday’s entry…

Query: a sleazy hitman to whack you

Wow. What did I do to piss you off? Okay, this is because of this post, and is part of a quote from Shrek 2. At least, that is what I hope they were searching for.

Query: tennessee law more than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel

Yup. Various weird laws websites and the lack of sorority houses in the state will corroborate this fact.

Query: fighting with your boyfriend

Thankfully, I do not have this problem anymore. (And no, I did not hire a sleazy hitman to whack anyone.)

Query: no one likes me

I get this in my referrers quite a bit. Is the universe trying to tell me something?

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2 Responses to search queries 2

  1. Kayleigh says:

    How about a sleazy brothel fight between me and your boyfriend?

    No?

    Okay.