haha funny
Songs that amuse me lately:
Usher, “Confessions Part II”
This songs includes such lyrical marvels as, “My chick on the side said she got one on the way.” The song chronicles his inner turmoil over telling his girlfriend his mistress is pregnant with his child. “This by far is the hardest thing I think I’ve ever had to do / To tell you, the woman I love / That I’m having a baby by a woman that I barely even know.” Yeah, hearing that from my boyfriend would definitely induce swooning. Come on, Usher. I thought you were a more upstanding man than that.
Jkwon, “Tipsy”
My eleven-year-old sister knows this song, which is disturbing enough. More interestingly, I find the clean version of this song better than the explicit one. “Everyone in this club gettin’ tipsy,” actually makes more sense than, “Everyone in this bitch gettin’ tipsy.” Everyone in this bitch? What? Where is that?
JoJo, “Leave (Get Out)”
Yeah, I had these kind of serious relationship dramas when I was thirteen, too. My favorite part is when she says, “You was just a waste of time.” Good to know they stopped teaching proper subject/verb agreement in my good old home state.
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