paragiraffe I love arugula.

No post about bodily functions? I’m never visiting again.

Posted by Emma on 23 April 2005 @ 1am

I just farted loudly as I read that you wouldn’t post about bodily functions and then as I was adjusting my bra and wiping off my makeup to get ready for bed I see that you also won’t mention that, my girlfriend Susie thinks that you’re crazy but she’s crazy too and that’s ok because she and I have talked at length about how she needs to see a therapist, but she won’t go – anyway, I showed this to some people at work, but these people don’t work at all anyway, particularly Johnny O’Halloran, he’s really lazy, I was talking to my boss, Dave Mustane, the other day about him and he didn’t have too high of an opinion at all, it was just like that time that he and I went to the derby and drank so many beers and puked all over each other, it was great almost as great as that time we went to the [edited by Maura] and [edited by Maura] a bunch of cheerleaders.

Posted by Jason on 23 April 2005 @ 5am

and I lost 4lbs this week by eating nothing but cream of wheat. It works! I swear it works. I hate myself, I’m hungry!

Posted by Jason on 23 April 2005 @ 5am