Monthly Archives: April 2007

Weddings. Baby carrots. They’re actually just pieces of carrot. Which is why they taste more like regular carrot. Greeting cards. Auto insurance. Your mom. Just kidding—I love your mom!

Yesterday I visited Zoo Atlanta to see their new baby giant panda, Mei Lan (“Atlanta Beauty”). Mei Lan currently lives in a small, glass-enclosed and climate-controlled habitat with her mom, Lun Lun. She’s pretty rare: the cub is just the … Continue reading →

When I was younger I had the temper to match my hair color. I am not even kidding. I inherited this pleasant trait from my…oh, well, I won’t say. As I’ve gotten older I seem to have mellowed, but to … Continue reading →

My BFF from college is getting married in May, but really, who isn’t? As it turns out, he and his fiancée have decided to eschew the traditional, formal wedding reception and are holding a Cinco de Mayo-themed “afterparty.” Honestly, I … Continue reading →

I had to call the IRS the other day. Turns out I never got my refund from 2005. So I should have called about this a long time ago, but the thought of calling up the IRS was, understandably, none … Continue reading →

Tonight I took my ailing MacBook to the Genius Bar at my Apple Store. Wait, back up. First I made an online reservation for the Genius Bar at 8:00 p.m. Now, I couldn’t imagine that the Knoxville, TN, store is … Continue reading →

Emma is sick right now, and I spent six hours in the car with her going to/from my parents’ this weekend as well as the weekend itself. Tonight I have a sore throat and I am tired an achy. It’s … Continue reading →

Holy crap, I watched American Idol again tonight. And I voted. I voted! Yes, I need help. While I was voting (for Jordin!) I thought about calling in and voting for someone else as well. But that doesn’t make any … Continue reading →

My apartment complex sends out a monthly newsletter, which includes seasonal content I’m sure they buy from some apartment complex newsletter store. April’s issue included a list entitled, “Renting is the Smart Choice When You…” containing such gems as like … Continue reading →