reasons i don’t like nicole kidman / paragiraffe is a blog by maura

She is freakishly tall.
Everyone in Hollywood felt bad for her when she and Tom Cruise broke up. You have got to be kidding me.
She won an Oscar for a movie she was in for all of fifteen minutes.
She dropped out of high school.
IMDb says she is scared of butterflies. Come on.
She makes way more money than I do.
AmIAnnoying.com says she smokes.
She was in Practical Magic. Haha.
She worked with Jude Law! Ugh!
She is one of those weird Hollywood-types in the church of Scientology.

Okay, it’s really superficial, but I still don’t like Nicole Kidman.

Meredith / 26 oct 2004 / 11:54 p.m.

Yeah, but she’s superhot. And I ♥ Practical Magic. -pout-

James / 27 oct 2004 / 1:34 a.m.

For what it’s worth, Google pulls up some interesting links where Kidman apparently says “Scientology is evil.”

Freddi / 27 oct 2004 / 2:03 a.m.

Still looking forward to her new movie “Birth”. Looks interesting. AND she’s a good actress.

Max / 27 oct 2004 / 4:11 a.m.

I must agree with you for 9 reasons out of 10… I tought you would have heard of evil butterflies that have mind control habilities :P http://nesara.insights2.org/Monarch.html :P

mare / 27 oct 2004 / 8:02 a.m.

Practical Magic was good, especially with Aidan Quinn’s eyes.

matthew / 27 oct 2004 / 8:24 a.m.

There’s nothing wrong with tall!!!

Colleen / 27 oct 2004 / 10:26 a.m.

Well at least you have reasons. My reason for not liking Goldie Hawn? I just dont.

filmmaker / 27 oct 2004 / 10:44 a.m.

Yeah, she irks me too.

Laura / 27 oct 2004 / 11:51 a.m.

Dude, you don’t like Jude Law?

Maggie / 28 oct 2004 / 1:08 a.m.

There is NOTHING wrong with tall!!! I think I’m taller than her.

Amy / 28 oct 2004 / 10:10 p.m.

I think Tom Cruise was the one who pulled her into Scientology. Tom Cruise says Scientology is the shit.

Shana / 29 oct 2004 / 10:22 a.m.

I share your dislike for Nicole Kidman. I have actually only seen one of her movies, the Batman she was in, because I can’t stand to look at her or listen to her voice. She scrunches her face up when she smiles in a way that really annoys me.

I would really like to see The Hours, but she’s in it. But I’m considering seeing it anyway because she doesn’t look like herself so maybe I can pretend it’s someone else.