05 oct 05
My office building has these really quirky elevators. When one reaches your floor, there is this excrutiating fifteen-second pause where it decides whether to open its doors or plummet four stories to your doom. Yeah, you think that’s funny? Well, when your life is flashing before your eyes, it’s not.
My office building also has really inconsiderate people. When they’ve waited for the elevator and it gets there, they’ll barrel right inside without checking to see if anyone is getting off. Therefore, in my constant quest to make the world a better place, I stand right against the doors when I ride the elevator. That way, when they rush in, they walk right into me. Hilarious.
Liz / 06 oct 2005 / 7:11 p.m.
Next time you are going down on the elevator with Joseph - JUMP!!!! :>) He just loves it :>)
jason / 06 oct 2005 / 7:35 p.m.
i love it. you should buy some doe urine from walmart and pour it all into the elevator.
Jen / 07 oct 2005 / 8:34 a.m.
haha that’s actually funny, because our elevator here at work is the same way. 4th floor, sometimes has trouble making it all the way up (s-l-o-w-l-y), then takes forever for the door to open. I like your idea of making the annoying people run into you, ha!
vapidsquid / 05 oct 2005 / 11:05 p.m.
it will freak people out when you’re standing there if they don’t run into you, because they’re not expecting a face to be that close to them when the elevator doors open.
in my experience it has been like that.
results may vary.
etc.