Selected Rules for Playing Mini-golf / paragiraffe is a blog by maura

No groups larger than foursomes, please!
Six stroke limit per hole. …
Stay on fairways and walkways. No leisurely swims in the lagoon! …
No free game while playing on a free game pass.

tamara / 25 jul 2006 / 12:17 a.m.

I prefer the five-stroke limit rule.

megan / 25 jul 2006 / 8:26 a.m.

I’d like minigolf if it weren’t for the other people. it’s never a lovely experience ;)

jason / 26 jul 2006 / 2:40 a.m.

i hate everything to do with minigolf, particularly gatlinburg and myrtle beach (both places where there are more minigolf courses than insects).

I also hate most people who play minigolf. If you’re really that bored, try a warm bath, some razors, a glass of wine, some tylenol, and something by Toni Morrison.