paragiraffe

I a little bit feel like I can’t let Britney Spears’ divorce filing go without comment. The fact that Kevin is so obviously a loser led to my complete shock over their marital troubles. I mean, their relationship was such a mess, I was kind of thinking it might last, just because Hollywood is backwards like that.

Favorite news story titles to come out of the debacle:

“Split me baby one more time”
“Britney is K-fed up”
and anything involving “Fed-Ex”

Now she can make her comeback and go back to being hot. Hooray!

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