30 apr 07
Just kidding—I love your mom!
Emma / 01 may 2007 / 1:03 a.m.
But.. I heart baby carrots!
Greetings cards aren’t a scam per say… though I will admit they usually just get thrown away.
tamara / 01 may 2007 / 1:52 a.m.
How do you know that my mother is not a scam? And the greeting card writers that are locked inside a glass chamber at the Hallmark museum won’t appreciate your remark.
Kelvin / 01 may 2007 / 10:12 a.m.
Ah, but weddings are a totally self perpetuating scam. It’s like willpower deficiency syndrome for girls. Being that I’m part of the wedding machine, at least know that I’m the high quality more affordable and sensible approach to Holy Monetarymoney photography. Just in case, Shut your face Shaun, I know I tried too hard on that.
I ain’t lion.
Meredith / 01 may 2007 / 12:37 a.m.
There’s nothing better than a slimy, close-to-expiring baby carrot.