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You know you’ve become really pretentious when every sentence starts with…


13 may 07

“Well, I was reading this article in the New York Times…”


Leslie  /  13 may 2007  /  11:54 a.m.

Hee, I think I’ve been guilty of doing that a few… dozen times. But I guess it’s better than “I was reading this article in the New York Post…” That’s just sad.

Lara  /  14 may 2007  /  2:11 a.m.

What’s even better than that is the New York Times magazine. The magazine is for the real snobs haha.

And of course you have to reference the best Page 6 dirt Leslie. The Post should be a staple of everyone’s reading.

James Bennett  /  14 may 2007  /  9:46 a.m.

You know you work with too many geeks when every sentence starts with “Well, I was reading this link on reddit…”

Kelvin  /  14 may 2007  /  9:57 p.m.

My guilty elitist sin is technological overendowment, which is also my source of low brow rabble racing redneckdom. “So I was watching National Geographic in HD…(50 inch screen, y’know, it’s quite beautiful)” -=- “Ah wers watchin’ NASCAR and Ays swear Jimmie Johnson is a fast sum’bich. (Mah TeeVee’s got a Hemi-innut)”

Tashya C. Dennis  /  15 may 2007  /  8:52 a.m.

… about the hot new monogamy, which really is just an open relationship. They made it sound pretty good, but any good writer can make anything sound good.

Then the CEO of the organization I work for is like, “What?”

Shaun  /  15 may 2007  /  10:26 p.m.

I would never say that because… I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!


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